Miles Here!
What Up BaBAY….. Miles in da’ house!
I bet you thought I was hanging out in South Beach with LeBron! Nah, I’m still here in Ten’s Hood rapping with the old heads at the barber shop and trying to find a j-o-b! You see them fat butt, loin cloth wearing, sweaty ass sumo wrestlers didn’t last long with Sprite either. Coca-Cola canned they ass as soon as the demographics changed to the new minority flavor of the month. I aint mad at em’, I’m just saying, a brother needs to be working too. Besides, anyway, I really prefer Mountain Dew!
For those of you new to the Block, every now and then I stop in to drop some knowledge on the events of the day … As Miles Sees It. My brother Ten, the “sensitive soul” that he is, sometimes kinda dances around hot topics with his poems, prose, music and such – but I aint sensitive bout nuthin’! Except maybe my fro’ – don’t mess with a brother’s fro!
Speaking of hot topics, what’s up with all these damn reality TV shows? I was channel surfing the other day and came across one – the Bad Girls Club! talk about a bunch of air headed hoochie mommas! It was like watching a train wreck!
If they looking for reality, I GOT reality! I’ve got some great ideas for a reality show. What’s up MTV, BET did you loose my number?
Here check this out.
Can ya’ make me a cheese sandwich!!!!!!!!!.
That reminds me, speaking of LOST numbers. Hey Bron! Why aint you sent a brother a ticket? You know this recession is kickin’ a brother ass! Tell Bosh he looks strange without them dreads. Huggy Low Down said he looked like a pterodactyl – my bad he was talkin’ about Rondo and the ugliest team in the NBA – dem’ damn Celtics.
In the meantime in between time, I gotta bounce. See ya’ next time……
Miles OUT!